Italian Leather Sofa

2004-07-09T07:49:00.000-07:00

Well, here is the skinny.
I moved back from Toronto in September of 2002, and did nothing for about 6 months. I got a job tree-planting and lost about 40 lbs.
My goal was to join the Canadian military, and that plan is currently in the work. I have filed all the proper paper work, and am now in school taking the required math course for the trade in the military. The military is not paying for this.
once completed, I will be in boot camp for 10 weeks, then 2 more years of school in Kingston On. training to be a Land communication and info tech systems guy. In short, I fix shit that people need to talk to one another.
In the mean time I'm working in a restaurant, which is great `cuz I'm a pig. I'm also doing stand-up comedy with a group of guys here, we perform at local bars and pubs, and I've won a competition for best new comic. I'll be performing at yuck-yucks in Aug. 2004. in Ottawa.
Besides all that, my love life is confusing, I don't have a car, my playstation broke, my computer is 6 years old, my friend has colon cancer and they can't remove the tumor, my msn buddy list is filled with people I don't know and have no idea how they got there, I lost my picture of Ron Jeremy and me arm-in-arm, and girls that look 20 and are really 17 should just stay the fuck home.